1. Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
2. My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’
– Blake Griffin
3. Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
4. Let’s spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
5. Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
6. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.
7. Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
8. Here’s hoping Black Friday doesn’t turn into Black and Blue Sunday.
9. Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
10. Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
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